hamlet

Emo kid who whines a lot and treats his girlfriend Ophelia like trash. Also apparently 30.

Ophelia: exists
Hamlet: GET THEE TO A NUNNERY YOU WHORE

by kayslays21 November 8, 2019

Hamlet

Humble man, repairs your credit.

Hamlet repaired my credit

by Thetruthonly122 November 29, 2021

hamlet

The area/flap of skin where the gooch meets the ballsack.

These heated seats are really keeping my hamlet warm!

by J_bags February 10, 2022