Greyhound

To cut off someone's head, To completely decapitate someone.

If you don't shut up I am going to greyhound you.

Wow you sure greyhounded him.

by Tyler The Nazi October 18, 2008

greyhound

one whom has ben around

Damn,that girl Dana is such a greyhound!!!!!

by F#%K-N-VUKE December 25, 2005

greyhound

a drink mixed with grape juice and vodka(GREYgoose) usually a 2:1 ratio. They get you moving . . .

Damn im 3 greyhounds deep, i hope my dick still works tonight.

by j-Plane February 10, 2007

Greyhound RP

A 5 year long Minecraft roleplay consisting of a bunch of idiots with Xboxes. It will have a session eventually. There is no when, just eventually.

I’m a member of Greyhound RP because I have nothing better to do with my life.

by OneX_One1 September 14, 2019

Greyhound

To stab and behead someone. Derived from the Canadian news story about a passenger on a greyhound bus beheading someone with a knife.

I hate my job so much that I just want to greyhound myself.

That guy looks psycho - he looks like he might greyhound you any moment now.

by Tylderdruden October 1, 2008

GreyHound

greyhound.. What u call ur m8

Hows it goin greyhound

Not bad lad.

by Nially January 6, 2008

Greyhound

Your wife is giving birth, and you're filming, being the good husband you are. As soon as the baby comes out, you immediately grab your child from the doctor's hands, enter said child, then enter your wife with the baby on your penis, making sweet love to her.

"Hey, Bill, I heard your wife had the baby!"

"She sure did! I gave her the ol' Greyhound!"

by The soggy tomato June 24, 2016