A sub-sect of the Potter Verse created by those who have a yen for one Hermione Granger. Or anyone else who has a pulse and has seen a magazine in the last 5 years. Usually those who day dream to excess about "Hermione Granger bra-less on a warm summers day". A nerdy lot to be sure, but more die hard loyal fans, there are not, anywhere else to be found. Those proud few who would in fact eat their way through a boxcar filled with ex-lax and hold their farts indefinitely for a chance to bask in her reverent glow.
"I'm thirsty, what you got?" D-Bag One says.
"I've GOT GRANGER!" replies D-Bag Two.
Death of a Virgin Nerd: "If only I had GOT GRANGER on myself in time"!!!
"I've GOT GRANGER!" replies D-Bag Two.
Death of a Virgin Nerd: "If only I had GOT GRANGER on myself in time"!!!
by SpicyJew79 July 18, 2011
Get the GOT GRANGER mug.Hermione Jean Granger is a main character in the Harry Potter saga. She is a Muggle-Born witch, which means her parents don’t have any magical abilities. She is super smart and very studious. She takes school seriously. Hermione can be sassy and annoying sometimes, but she’s a caring friend and talented witch. She’s called « the brightest witch of her age ». Harry Potter is her best friend and Ron Weasley is her boyfriend/lover/husband. She is portrayed by Emma Watson in the movies inspired by J.K. Rowling’s books.
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The White Knight of men that stop at nothing to promote SJW culture through bad jokes and satire, but they really are just shittalkers that just want to get laid more than anything
Granger: Rape jokes are not okay, anyway, white people are so stupid haha- wanna fuck?
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Granger: I dont care- _koochie_
Regular Human Being: That fake af dude is definatly a Granger
Girl: I already have a boyfriend
Granger: I dont care- _koochie_
Regular Human Being: That fake af dude is definatly a Granger
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by armin August 26, 2003
Get the grangers mug.Hermione Jean Granger was born on the 19th September 1979, the youngest of the famous trio (Ron Bilius Weasley is 6 months her senior and Harry James Potter 2 months). There is a common misconception among the youth of today that Hermione is in fact older than her two comrades, but alas this is a lie. All lies such as this should not be encouraged.
"When's Hermione Granger's birthday? She's older than Harry and Ron, right?"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
"Nooooo, she's younger, duhh."
"Oh yeah, you're so right, thanks, you're a great friend. By the way, what's the French for the verb catching up?"
"Um rattraper"
"Right/"
by 62662 October 18, 2011
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by SPAD WARRIOR June 10, 2009
Get the granger mug.The act of severely injuring Hermione Granger from the popular Harry Potter series by JK Rowling to within an inch of her life. This has only been performed in roleplays by a popular roleplaying group known as the Fabulous Five, consisting of members Larka, Mom, Mir, Pink, and Trix, originating from the Neopets board for roleplayers.
by Larka December 9, 2008
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