The act of using your own body as a mobile weapon and impaling another mortal with it causing catastrophic damage to him and anyone who knows him.
by Yatoplayz December 6, 2020

Named after the character, Joe Goldberg from the Netflix show ‘You’, goldberging refers to somebody who is acting in a stalkerish/extremely obsessive manner about someone.
Dan: “Dude, were you just stalking your ex on insta?”
Matt: “Nah, nah, just having a quick check y’know.”
Dan: “ Damn, you’re really goldberging out right now.”
Matt: “Nah, nah, just having a quick check y’know.”
Dan: “ Damn, you’re really goldberging out right now.”
by thunkedit January 30, 2024

by mm223 November 9, 2017

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”
by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024

Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes
The show currently has four seasons
Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
The show currently has four seasons
Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
by HantaSerotonin June 10, 2024

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025
