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get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.
"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."
by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020
mugGet the get my face wetmug.

get wet

1:imma go get wet
1c/hild:ayo wtafdyefm man
1: im going for a shower dirty-mided person
1c: o o k
by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023
mugGet the get wetmug.

get your horn wet

Are you all ready to get your horn wet?
by Party pants January 20, 2024
mugGet the get your horn wetmug.

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