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Cohabitant Fornicationship

A relationship held together only by the emotional bond of out-of-wedlock intercourse and proximity which the couple often mistakes for love.
He is clearly getting abused, but he has already gone so far with this cohabitant fornicationship that if he stops now, it will have all been for nothing.
She makes him feel guilt over the cohabitant fornicationship, repeating that she has given all of her to him over and over and what a horrible predator would he be if he still refuses to say the words, "I love you."
She wants to prove her brother wrong, that what she is going through is love and not a cohabitant fornicationship, but it will be decades before he is persuaded.
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forknication 

when you put you penis into food
1.ohh my god steak ur sooo nasty

thats the kinda stuff u say during forknication
forknication by Ormarus December 8, 2011

fordnication 

Having your head up your ass so far that you can't hear anything reasonable people say. Only the sounds of your friends and social conservatives can reach that far up your colon.

Especially relevant to the head of Ford Nation, currently the premiere of Ontario, a wannabe Trump.

Example:

The head of Ford Nation (The FordNicator): Let's let the folks have their say on this policy.
Folks: We don't like the policy
FordNicator: The process has been highjacked by special interests!
Premier Ford continues the fordnication of the province of Ontario by ignoring the desires of the majority and catering to a vocal minority all while appointing his friends to senior positions.

Premier Ford fordnicated his old political enemies out of jobs in a spasm of political revenge.

Premier Ford fordnicated City of Toronto councilors whom voted against his brother in the past by arbitrarily reducing the size of city council.
fordnication by right2bleft December 19, 2018

Fortnication 

When two grown ass adults have gone on at least 12 dates and have yet to bump ugliest because they're both awkward AF. They're upcoming date involves building a fort with the intention of bang-a-rangin for the 1st time inside of said fort.
Yo bro, Kim is comin over for a lil bit of fortnication tonight, we're gonna build a fort and bang-a-rang in it for the 1st time. Can we please have the apartment to ourselves?
Fortnication by Kim needs a him February 12, 2021