Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes
like stinky
rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal
piece.
Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran
cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:
EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES
LIKE DIRT