by Phillin Urvag November 21, 2018
Get the Slurp and Durp mug.Combination of the words "dark" and "Murphy". Applies to any drunken dickhead that hails from the Murphy Clan. Typically, this wrecking ball of a man is known for his over-the-top hygienic standards, strict adherence to a weight lifting plan, and cowardly good manners. However, when you provide this clean mean protein machine with absurd amounts of alcohol, a monster is born.
A creature of the night, a Durphy can be seen roaming the streets, preying on ugly Lehigh girls. Tactics include using said girls' camera to capture in-depth images of his dick sack region, stealing their alcohol, throwing their board games and food in the street for no reason, and belittling their perceived sexual abilities.
Durphys may exhibit a few physical symptoms. One symptom can be found in the eyes. If the subject's eyes appear to be glazed over, with the white part now a deep black color, you may be dealing with a Durphy. If the subject is usually known for being kind, caring, and considerate but now appears to be abrasive, offensive, and aggressive, you may be dealing with a Durphy.
To prevent a Durphy, avoid the drinking of any brown liquor. Once Durphy has emerged, the only way to stop it is to kill it. Use a firearm of no less than a .30 caliber, as smaller calibers will only provoke a Durphy. If using a shotgun stick with gauges 12 and above. Again, smaller sizes will only make Durphy more angry.
A creature of the night, a Durphy can be seen roaming the streets, preying on ugly Lehigh girls. Tactics include using said girls' camera to capture in-depth images of his dick sack region, stealing their alcohol, throwing their board games and food in the street for no reason, and belittling their perceived sexual abilities.
Durphys may exhibit a few physical symptoms. One symptom can be found in the eyes. If the subject's eyes appear to be glazed over, with the white part now a deep black color, you may be dealing with a Durphy. If the subject is usually known for being kind, caring, and considerate but now appears to be abrasive, offensive, and aggressive, you may be dealing with a Durphy.
To prevent a Durphy, avoid the drinking of any brown liquor. Once Durphy has emerged, the only way to stop it is to kill it. Use a firearm of no less than a .30 caliber, as smaller calibers will only provoke a Durphy. If using a shotgun stick with gauges 12 and above. Again, smaller sizes will only make Durphy more angry.
Durphy: Yo, let's go make fun of those nasty bitches down the road.
Me: Nah man. It's four in the morning. We've been drinking for 11 hours now. I'm going to bed. You should do the same.
Durphy: O, should I? Yes sir, whatever you say, sir. Hey why don't you go sit on a broom or something, pussy.
Me: Whatever, bro.
Durphy: No, not whatever. You're a fucking pussy dude.
*Next morning*
Murphy: Dude, what happened last night? Somewhere after the two consecutive power hours and 15 shots of Jack, things just kinda went blank. I'm pretty sure I stole those chicks alcohol after I told them how nasty they all are.
Me: Goddamn man, I think we may have seen Durphy.
Murphy: O fuck me.
Me: Nah man. It's four in the morning. We've been drinking for 11 hours now. I'm going to bed. You should do the same.
Durphy: O, should I? Yes sir, whatever you say, sir. Hey why don't you go sit on a broom or something, pussy.
Me: Whatever, bro.
Durphy: No, not whatever. You're a fucking pussy dude.
*Next morning*
Murphy: Dude, what happened last night? Somewhere after the two consecutive power hours and 15 shots of Jack, things just kinda went blank. I'm pretty sure I stole those chicks alcohol after I told them how nasty they all are.
Me: Goddamn man, I think we may have seen Durphy.
Murphy: O fuck me.
by hawg nutz June 20, 2011
Get the Durphy mug.An idiot, who is a pushover, a drag along, and tries to copy you in all ways, yet fails as he/she gets ignored by everyone else. Being Durpried means getting humiliated and ignored, to the extent where the person is suicidal (not that anyone cares about a durpree's life anyway).
Example 1: Hey, dont you fucking durpree me! I am an important person!
Example 2: No man, that guys a complete DURPREE! he just epicly fails at trying to imitate Steven Seagal.
Example 3: Nooo! Im a durpree! :(
Example 2: No man, that guys a complete DURPREE! he just epicly fails at trying to imitate Steven Seagal.
Example 3: Nooo! Im a durpree! :(
by Gamerofthegame June 15, 2011
Get the Durpree mug.Comes from word durp meaning "duh" or "stupid" and retard(abbreviated as tard) to express how stupid someone is.
"You durptard, the answer was obvious."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."
"Why did you do that you durptard?"
"Stop being a durptard."
by BLynn April 19, 2007
Get the durptard mug.An annoying character, who usually smells bad, has greasy hair and copies what people do, and is ignored/rejected.
Joe: Hi chris!
Chris: Hi, heard about the optic clan's new montage? i love it i love it i LOVE IT
Joe: *Ignores Chris*
Chris: 'Allo!??!?! 'Allo!?!?!?!?
Joe: *Ignores Chris*
Chris: I love the optic they are my heroes joe! my heroes!
Joe: Fucking Durprees. *walks away*
Chris: Hi, heard about the optic clan's new montage? i love it i love it i LOVE IT
Joe: *Ignores Chris*
Chris: 'Allo!??!?! 'Allo!?!?!?!?
Joe: *Ignores Chris*
Chris: I love the optic they are my heroes joe! my heroes!
Joe: Fucking Durprees. *walks away*
by Bogush September 30, 2011
Get the Durpree mug.Bill Gates: Durpa Durpa... of course windows has more viruses than Mac's more people use PC's.
Steve Jobs: Durpa Durpa It's due to their being so much poorly written code there so many viruses.
Bill Gates: Durpa Durpa lower the price of Mac's make them more user friendly and then we'll see what system is more popular.
Steve Jobs: Durpa Durpa It's due to their being so much poorly written code there so many viruses.
Bill Gates: Durpa Durpa lower the price of Mac's make them more user friendly and then we'll see what system is more popular.
by SaberTurbo February 28, 2010
Get the Durpa Durpa mug.also: Derpid, Durrpid, Derrpid
adj. - Stupid, lame, idiotic or humorless. The faculty of acting retarded. Chiefly used to describe a person. Extra r's may be added to denote higher degrees of idiocy.
n. - A person described by the above adjectives.
From the root word "dur" or "durr," an expression a moron / mentally handicapped person would make or a general expression of idiocy, stupidity or lameness/humorlessness.
adj. - Stupid, lame, idiotic or humorless. The faculty of acting retarded. Chiefly used to describe a person. Extra r's may be added to denote higher degrees of idiocy.
n. - A person described by the above adjectives.
From the root word "dur" or "durr," an expression a moron / mentally handicapped person would make or a general expression of idiocy, stupidity or lameness/humorlessness.
"What the hell is wrong with you, you durpid idiot?"
"Sally's brother thinks he's some sort of white gangster thug... he's so durpid."
"You're durpid."
"Shut up, durpid."
"Sally's brother thinks he's some sort of white gangster thug... he's so durpid."
"You're durpid."
"Shut up, durpid."
by sek-c May 17, 2004
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