Doran

A poo so bad it sets off the smoke alarm.

I had 13 pints of guiness the previous night. Got up the next morning busting for a poo. Saw some steam rising and then the smoke alarm went off. I'd done a Doran.

by Magungus January 28, 2025

Doranzyò Effect

1 - To loose all ability to sleep for no reason, despite wanting to sleep.
2 - Claiming to study the underside of your eyelids rather than sleeping.
3 - Conforming to the delusion that sleep avoids you... rather than the other way around.

He developed a bad case of sleep insomnia due to the Doranzyò effect.

by FunTimes9800 February 17, 2026