"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
by stringy skeet May 2, 2019

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
by bwebe August 31, 2016

by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022
