by Cock slayer April 29, 2024
Get the Dick ridermug. A dick rider is a MAGA man who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). These men are likely descendants of Neanderthals. They display obsessive desires to be stronger, smarter, and more respected than they are so they latch on to prominent MAGA men hoping for a little dribble to hit them and magically turn them into respected men. Sadly, the Neanderthal part of their brain prevents them from understanding no amount of dick riding MAGA will ever make them respected by the women they truly desire and the rest of society.
The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
The dickriding train looks somewhat like this. Trump is first in line, Elon Musk starts the suckling, Joe Rogan does Musk, Conor McGregor and Rogan are friends so Conor is next, then Conor makes Andrew Tate his b*tch, Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t want to be left out, Jerry Falwell Jr. blesses the chain he’s thankful to God for the opportunity to participate, and the Tiger King finishes Fallwell off.
by Blessurlittleheart April 2, 2025
Get the Dick ridermug. 
Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider
by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024
Get the Dick ridermug. by Chaw bubber June 18, 2019
Get the Dick Ridermug. Those girls that only talk, and hang around with the hottest kid but never talks to anyone else and makes gross noises when others pass her.
by RedForsberg August 25, 2020
Get the Dick Ridermug. by Danny from the valley November 3, 2023
Get the Dick ridermug.