A gorgeous, smart, and humorous girl who is also a badass that can knock out a person twice her size. She might seem mean and uncaring on the outside, but once you get to know her enough, you'll see that deep down inside she does have a heart. She works hard for the things she's passionate about, a chronic insomniac who won't sleep even if you threaten to throw her off a cliff. A great writer and her vast knowledge on multiple topics will amaze you, basically a more interesting version of wikipedia. A great person and friend that will be there for you and always encourage you to pursue your aspirations. So, for these reasons a guy would've been moronic to reject her and play with her heart.
"Hey, did you know that it's Clarissa's birthday today."
"Oh, really ??"
"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"
"Oh, really ??"
"Yeah, you should go and wish her a happy birthday"
by Endocryne May 11, 2023
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Someone: Do you know that girl Clarisa
M: Yeah! She's my best friend!
Someone: She's so quiet...
M: That's what you think!
M: Yeah! She's my best friend!
Someone: She's so quiet...
M: That's what you think!
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the greatest lesbian of all time. You may think of GOAT but it's really GLOAT(greatest lesbian of all time) the most loyal and talented person you'll ever meet. She has dyke powers that can make any man give up their girl and is basically as strong a superman. Typically ranges from 5'1-5'5 and has anger issues. Usually rich in real life, but if not then in hella credit card debt. But that doesn't matter because she's just that awesome. She's IMMUNE to the IRS and taxes. Owns 200 guns and can probably skateboard or plays a gay ass instrument like French Horn or some shit. Obsessed with flannels and Jenna Ortega. Super funny and will fight anyone just to see if she'll win. Also is awesome. Not to mention, is super cool.
"Yo! Clarissa is such a cool lesbian" "clarissa, you're like hella gay but it's so awesome!"
"I love clarissa!"
"I love clarissa!"
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