Caucasian Glow

That extreme flushing of the cheeks a white person gets when eating food other cultures would consider barely noticeably spicy. E.g. Americanized Indian food from a chain restaurant.

"What's wrong with Matt? His cheeks look really flushed, is he alright?"
"Oh he's fine, he just had some 'really spicy' chicken tikka masala from Punjabi Palace. It's just Caucasian Glow.

by OnlyTenISee March 3, 2018

crying caucasian

Crying Caucasian is when a white person uses their privilege to get what they want.

They will ask to speak with management until they are satisfied with receiving compensation for there bad behavior aka crying Caucasian

by Pinksage February 17, 2023

Caucasian Saturday

Caucasian Saturday is a holiday that occurs on every Saturday the 14th, the day after a friday the 13th. On this day it is customary to drink the alcoholic beverage that this day is named for, the caucasian. Also known as a White Russian, the Caucasian consists of vodka, coffee liquor, and cream.

Person 1: Why have you consumed 10 White Russians today, brother?
Person 2: Duuude! Its Caucasian Saturday! Grab a glass!

by holidayman August 13, 2010

caucasian fixation

clear sexual preference for partners with white skin.

Many women and men of other colors have caucasian fixation.
Kristyn(asian) and Brittaney(black/white) have caucasian fixation bad, they only love white men!
I have yellow fever for asian women, and they have caucasian fixation for me :)

by A caucasian man December 3, 2010

Caucasian Persuasion

A white male who is capable of getting what he wants from a girl. It can range from a relationship to a backseat quickie. He can go about this in any way possible. He can do it with words or actions. He could give a compliment to the girl to start things off on a good note. He could also give her something big or small. It could be a girl's favorite candy bar. Or maybe she prefers a pearl necklace ;)

Girl 1: Have you met the Caucasian Persuasion?

Girl 2: Which one? Ethan or Rich?

Girl 1: Both ;)

by EpicTeaBag4 May 3, 2010

Caucasian Shepherd

Noun - Used to describe perma-fried, middle-class white guys who go to festivals as much as possible selling drugs, snacks, and glass at said festivals, much like wooks.

The festival was great, but it would have been way better if I wasn't being stopped by a Caucasian Shepherd every 20 steps.

by Giibbz July 28, 2023

Caucasian Glow

The redness that white people experience post drinking or smoking. An acknowledgment of the fact that white people are so white that they turn red at literally everything. Give a white girl 2 drops of alcohol or smoke a joint near her and her face, neck, and eyes will begin to glow.

"Why is Britney so red?"

"She just took a shot. It's the caucasian glow."

by fadedbitch November 8, 2018