Nebraska carpool

When two men are crammed super close in the back of a tiny car. Almost always involves making out

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

Nebraska carpool

When two large men are crammed into the back of a small car. Usually involves making out.

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

TransAuslaskan Carpoolpipeline

The elite tier Aussie evolution of the Alaskan Pipeline where, instead of freezin your own borin' Boris, you go full public toilet bog bandit:log lifter styles and sniff out a fresh, unflushed lonesone log in a servo, pub or Maccas dunny (bonus points if it’s still steaming), fish that brown beauty out with a forked stick/sock combo, Glad-Wrap it on site, smuggle it home in the esky next to the beers, freeze it solid, then ram the iced-up stranger turd up your own ass until it thaws and you birth another man’s melted shit like a true carpooling legend. Called the “TransAusLaskan Carpoolpipelie” as a nod to our Alaskan buddies . but Aussie’s carry other mens waste, true men carry a couple of carpool poo's inside them at anyone time ” because you’re literally sharing the ride with some poor cunt’s digested kebab from Penrith to Parramatta.
Theres Honour in bog-snatching culture. Own-shit freezers are for basic bitches; real ones run the TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline.

Pro bog bandits run a telescopic goldfish net in the boot for clean lifts, but real bush legends make do with a forked tree branch and an old sock (or stolen undies off the laundry pile) to preserve the unfrozen vessel of pleasure without breaking it. Own-shit freezers are for softcocks; real ones carpool with strangers.

“Bro, ran the TransAuslaskan CarpoolPipeline last night, scored a foot-long Parramatta Eel from Liverpool Station. Still got the ghost cramps today.”

“Nah mate, freezing your own is gay. Real Gs carpool with randoms.”

“He pulled a Trans-Auslaskan Carpool Pipeline with a curry log from an Uber driver, dude was shitting vindaloo tears for hours.”
“Scored a triple-coiler at Campbelltown Station, clean lift with the sock-on-stick, full TransAuslaskan Carpool Pipeline by midnight. Still tasting that stranger’s butter chicken today.”
“Mate pulled a TransAuslaskan CP with a kebab log so spicy he was crying vindaloo tears while birthing it in the shower.”
“Telescopic goldfish net gang vs sock-and-stick gang, fight me.”

by pooheadjobs November 24, 2025

The true Carpool

This is when everyone is at a public event. Beach. Park or a concert where you can park your car at like it’s a drive in movie. And some love pick up trucks to be standing up on back part or cuddle in the back part and anyway this is when everyone plays the same song on their phone connected to radio exactly to feel the vibrations rhythm coming together and it can’t be off at all. So typically we set it on a timer on a official time like 9pm and everyone starts playing exactly at 9pm it’s really the most amazing experience ever for parties.

The true Carpool. why they keep messing up all these great words with lame shit ?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 1, 2022