calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink

Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here

by TheLordOfFridges June 12, 2024

Supreme Calamari

Something from calamity mod idk I never played it

Have you defeated Supreme Calamari
It is actually named Calamitas
But did you defeat Clamitas?
Bruh

by KangarooWife.com January 30, 2023

Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025