n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves
by udcakeeater June 10, 2011

A slang term for an over weight or obese person. Looking as though his/her has eaten more then his/her fare share of cake.
Additions can be made to it to make it sound more awesome.
Additions can be made to it to make it sound more awesome.
That person is a double stuffed cake-eater.
by DR. Rapp May 6, 2008

by nowell tebet March 31, 2003

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.
Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
Chip : Why Uncle Paul?
Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012
