9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves
OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.
by udcakeeater May 16, 2011
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Cake-eater

A slang term for an over weight or obese person. Looking as though his/her has eaten more then his/her fare share of cake.

Additions can be made to it to make it sound more awesome.
That person is a double stuffed cake-eater.
by DR. Rapp May 07, 2008
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cake-eater

a adolesant who often idulges in cake
by nowell tebet March 31, 2003
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doody boy cake eater

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.
Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.
by EvilMuppet January 24, 2012
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