Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree. often misidentified as a mammal due to it having milk and being hairy, but the main difference is that the coconut doesn't have nipples.
The coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat too much, you'll get very fat
Now, the coconut nut is a big, big nut
But this delicious nut is not a nut

It's the coco fruit (it's the coco fruit)
Of the coco tree (of the coco tree)
From the coco palm family
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Coconut

Either a person that is black or colored on the outside but acts white, so it's like their skin color is not real

or

A white person that tries to act black around you but acts too white away from black people to be so
ex. 1 "Man that guy is such a coconut he tried to fist bump me."
ex. 2 "That girl is such a coconut that it's like her skin color is make up."
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coconut

"Dark on the outside, white on the inside"


Slur used by minorities to describe other minorities who actually want to further themselves along the career ladder. Sometimes used by racist whites who likes to assume anyone not white belongs in the gutter.
"look at that coconut gettin' an education"


"black man in the army is usually a coconut"
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coconut

A boisterous, bombastic, flashy black person. Basically anytime a black person acts black, especially in the field of competition. Originally used in the saying "coconut mentality."
"Man, T.O. is such a coconut."

"That's just his coconut mentality kicking in" (when a black athlete gets penalized for excessive celebration)
by CoconutMentality January 13, 2011
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coconut

An inhabitant from Samoa, Western Samoa, Maori - you know COCO island people .
He was built like a coconut munger
by Comatose March 25, 2004
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coconut

"God, that girl may be a brunette, but she acts SO blonde"

"She's such a coconut!"
by Krissy March 25, 2004
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coconut

A word:
starting with a C,
with a U
and an N in the middle,
ending in a T.

This word describes something that's hairy on the outside and tasty and wet on the inside.

Also a word used to replace the derogatory term stated above to be used in a non-insulting way...however it's difficult to think of a time when you want to call someone a cunt, but don't want to be offensive.
Man/Lesbo: mmmm I love the taste of coconut.

Anyone: For gods sake, stop being such a coconut!
by CoconutEater April 20, 2009
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