Cheshire Elites

A fine established massage parlour within the outskirts of a shit hole town called Crewe in Cheshire. They offer a range of grubby sexual services to the desperate and needy.

P - Hey Richie fancy going to the Cheshire Elites for a blow and go lad.

R - Nah P, I'm feeling like a golden shower this time round, ooooaaah.

by J Dawg & K Dawg January 18, 2025

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Cheshire

The worst possible snobby rich hell hole with nothing to do. Most people are Karens and stuck up ass holes.

Hey what part of CT do you live in
Cheshire
Wow that’s sad

by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020

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purple cheshire stripe

An act of wrapping a/your penis with fishing wire till it turns purple and swollen with the string making it look like the Cheshire cat from Alice In Wonderland.. (also known as the Purple Tiger)

If you don't watch yourself, I'm going to tie your d!ck into a purple cheshire stripe and leave you there...
M:Hey baby, check out my purple cheshire stripe.. W:OH DEAR GOD?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!
Patient:I tried the purple cheshire stripe and now it doesn't work... ERNurse: Dumbass... You don't leave it on overnight..

by Larodil May 4, 2018

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