Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

by Drew Christx May 25, 2006

Bavarian Cum Puff

When an uncut guy cums in his foreskin while holding it shut, making it fill up like a creamy pastry.

Dam, my head skills are so good that when he tried to hold it for a bit longer the result was a tasty Bavarian Cum Puff explosion.

by The-Professor- May 31, 2018

Bavarian marching powder

Cocaine. That's it. Nothing special. Google it for explanation.

Ted: Man, I could sure go for some Bavarian marching powder.

Mike: WORD.

by Spanks McScoops June 11, 2006

bavarian husky doser

someone who has a redish aora around them orangish hair and is a gamer. they r always burnt in everyway. usually has child baring hips and petite feet

i heard sunshines a bavarian husky doser.

by mr spagetiballs December 28, 2008

bavarian blow job

When a man uses bavarian cream as a lubracant and fucks a slut in the ass, the woman turns around and then gives the man a nasty dirty blow job!!

Damn that bitch from Dunkin Donuts was a whore, she gave bavarian blow jobs to all of us!!

by yllib May 6, 2006

Bavarian Trench Shot

When a women pulls her shirt down as if she is flashing, but does not expose any nipple.

Man 1: Dude, Marissa flashed me last night.
Man 2: I bet she has pancake nipples.
Man 1: Couldn't tell ya, she gave me a Bavarian Trench Shot.

by Pretty boy Steve December 2, 2013

Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie

The act of a male defecating on the female reproductive organ then performing intercourse and climaxing inside of the female. The female then performs kegle excercies to excrete the fecal matter along with the semen to create a bavarian chocolate cream pie.

"My girlfriend made a nasty Bavarian Chocolate Cream Pie last night, she made a mess"

by Japetto's Workshop December 9, 2008