Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 was a first-person shooter game made by Treyarch and Activision released in 2012 for PS3 and Xbox 360 consoles (however can still be played on Xbox One & X/S too). Despite multiple acclaims, this game remains one of, if not, the best Call of Duty game of all time, and is much better than the bullshit we have now. Like, we used to have actual storylines in games 14 YEARS AGO, how the hell did we end up with a terribly looking boss fight?!
Some dudes in 2012:
Dude 1: “hey bro are you buying black ops 2”
Dude 2: “nah man i feel like it’s lost its charm, same game as the last”
Dude 1: “true”
Some dudes in 2016:
Dude 1: “hey, looking back, black ops 2 wasnt that all bad, its at least better than what we have now”
Dude 2: “yeah, we should definitely play it on our Xbox ones”
Dude 1: “same”
Some dudes in 2026:
Dude 1: “bro, black ops 2 takes place in the past now”
Dude 2: “it always has you idio- wait what?”
Dude 1: “bo2 took place in 2025, THAT WAS LAST YEAR.”
Dude 2: “damn, i kinda miss bo2 now”
Dude 1: “same”
Dude 1: “hey bro are you buying black ops 2”
Dude 2: “nah man i feel like it’s lost its charm, same game as the last”
Dude 1: “true”
Some dudes in 2016:
Dude 1: “hey, looking back, black ops 2 wasnt that all bad, its at least better than what we have now”
Dude 2: “yeah, we should definitely play it on our Xbox ones”
Dude 1: “same”
Some dudes in 2026:
Dude 1: “bro, black ops 2 takes place in the past now”
Dude 2: “it always has you idio- wait what?”
Dude 1: “bo2 took place in 2025, THAT WAS LAST YEAR.”
Dude 2: “damn, i kinda miss bo2 now”
Dude 1: “same”
by brutallyhonestman March 13, 2026
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Some dudes in 2012:
Dude 1: “hey bro are you buying black ops 2”
Dude 2: “nah man i feel like it’s lost its charm, same game as the last”
Dude 1: “true”
Some dudes in 2016:
Dude 1: “hey, looking back, black ops 2 wasnt that all bad, its at least better than what we have now”
Dude 2: “yeah, we should definitely play it on our Xbox ones”
Dude 1: “same”
Some dudes in 2026:
Dude 1: “bro, black ops 2 takes place in the past now”
Dude 2: “it always has you idio- wait what?”
Dude 1: “bo2 took place in 2025, THAT WAS LAST YEAR.”
Dude 2: “damn, i kinda miss bo2 now”
Dude 1: “same”
Dude 1: “hey bro are you buying black ops 2”
Dude 2: “nah man i feel like it’s lost its charm, same game as the last”
Dude 1: “true”
Some dudes in 2016:
Dude 1: “hey, looking back, black ops 2 wasnt that all bad, its at least better than what we have now”
Dude 2: “yeah, we should definitely play it on our Xbox ones”
Dude 1: “same”
Some dudes in 2026:
Dude 1: “bro, black ops 2 takes place in the past now”
Dude 2: “it always has you idio- wait what?”
Dude 1: “bo2 took place in 2025, THAT WAS LAST YEAR.”
Dude 2: “damn, i kinda miss bo2 now”
Dude 1: “same”
by brutallyhonestman March 13, 2026
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Get the tryna play Black Ops mug.Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War is a 2020 first person shooter developed by Treyarch and Raven Software with Supporting Studios Activison Shanghai Studio, Demonware, and Sledgehammer Games published by Activison.
The game takes place during 1984 as the player plays as a customizable character simply known as “Bell” as the player decides whether to fight with NATO or fight with the Soviets.
Black Ops Cold War’s Multiplayer brings back fan favorite maps such as Raid, Express and many others, the multiplayer also features brand new maps such as Miami, The Pines, Moscow, and large team based maps in the Fire Team playlists.
Black Ops Cold War’s Zombies mode continues after the events of Tag Der Toten in what is now called the Dark Aether storyline, the storyline follows NATO’s Requiem and Warsaw Pact’s Omega Group trying to find out how to control the Dark Aether including these maps so far Die Maschine, Firebase Z, Outbreak, and Onslaught being a PlayStation exclusive until Nov 1, 2021
Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War has garnered a lot of hate due to its Skill Based Match Making causing many gamers to complain to Activison on social media but to no avail, the game has also garnered hate when it was implemented into Warzone with a lot of the weapons being way stronger than Modern Warfare’s weapons.
The game takes place during 1984 as the player plays as a customizable character simply known as “Bell” as the player decides whether to fight with NATO or fight with the Soviets.
Black Ops Cold War’s Multiplayer brings back fan favorite maps such as Raid, Express and many others, the multiplayer also features brand new maps such as Miami, The Pines, Moscow, and large team based maps in the Fire Team playlists.
Black Ops Cold War’s Zombies mode continues after the events of Tag Der Toten in what is now called the Dark Aether storyline, the storyline follows NATO’s Requiem and Warsaw Pact’s Omega Group trying to find out how to control the Dark Aether including these maps so far Die Maschine, Firebase Z, Outbreak, and Onslaught being a PlayStation exclusive until Nov 1, 2021
Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War has garnered a lot of hate due to its Skill Based Match Making causing many gamers to complain to Activison on social media but to no avail, the game has also garnered hate when it was implemented into Warzone with a lot of the weapons being way stronger than Modern Warfare’s weapons.
Phil:”Hey you guys ready to play some Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War”
John:”What mode this time?”
Phil:”Maybe some Zombies.”
John:”Eh fuck it, why not?”
John:”What mode this time?”
Phil:”Maybe some Zombies.”
John:”Eh fuck it, why not?”
by Pussyeaterdicksucker69 May 20, 2021
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I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?
by slappysally January 4, 2011
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by Blahh2222 June 29, 2011
Get the Call of Duty: Black Ops mug.The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.
by Hopeisthefutureofman October 14, 2012
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