Big Head

Bryan Luke Rabalais™ ginormous boulder between his two shoulders. Legend says the sun rotates around that thing.
How do I measure the circumference of that Big Head?”
by yourmom420420 September 15, 2020
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big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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big giant head

Similar to a pompous asshole that’s controlling and hostile
The big giant head is on the warpath today , he’s such an asshole !
by Douche canoe December 27, 2021
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Big Head Season

Between the months of September and February where girls begin to look for their special big head.

After hot girl summer finishes Big head season begins. Girls begin to spam every male friend in their contacts in aims of catching a bighead.
“Heyyy bigheaaad”

It’s bighead season and Suzy is going hard to catch her bighead
-big head season
by Apimpnamedbighead August 11, 2021
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Big head tax

The extra tax charged to arrogant snooty big heads up their own arse that buy stupidly expensive things (e.g. cars)
Oh look at that big head Dave with his brand new Audi R8..
Reply: Wonder how much big head tax he gets charged for owning that..
by Shellie_G September 22, 2021
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big head bob

Metaphor: Imperfection. Someone who struggles at first. Fails repeatedly until they learn how to take a deep breath and transform their weakness into strength.
Yo, Big Head Bob take a breath.
Why are you being such a Big Head Bob?
by iamBigHeadBob November 23, 2021
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