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Bazinga Brain

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.
normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and
by Vespr June 30, 2022
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Baking brownies

To fart excessively for an extended period of time
"Hey, what's that smell?"
"I think that guy over there is baking brownies"
by CLERKINATOR January 10, 2010
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Bazinga

A catchy phrase to accompany your clever pranks.

As popularized by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory).
I just replaced your toothpaste with denture cream. Bazinga!
by SheldonCooper May 23, 2009
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Baningus

A sketchy and somewhat unreliable friend of "Eddie Haskell" nature. A person whom says one thing in front of the face of a friend and a completely opposite thing about that friend behind their back. These types of "friends" have been known to steal money and personal property of so called "friends" and often become "butt hurt" when they feel they are left out of a special occasion.
Baningus: You know one but often become irritated when that person comes around.
by irritated guy July 23, 2009
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baking your own muffin

When a female is engaging in some sort of stimulus resulting in sexual arousal.

Comes from the show Workaholics.
"Jillian, I can't have you back here baking your own muffin to Dolph collages!"
by ragnarqk_ October 12, 2016
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ponding basin

An open field, usually covered with grass, about the size of a football field or larger that is sunken into the ground ten feet or more from the surrounding land. Some storm drains empty into a ponding basin. They help deal with runoff to prevent flooding. The edges are usually somewhat steep, and if they are high enough, they can be used for sledding.
We flew kites in the ponding basin, even though the ground was a little moist.
by Muthah Monkee May 25, 2004
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jungle baking

smoking weed in a bathroom while filled up with steam.
"jungle baking is the shit, im so much higher," says pat.
by dj pt January 12, 2009
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