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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Astrology

One of the things people are skeptical about with astrology is hearing about things like a rat standing on the back of an ox while playing a flute to win a race. Though some scientist asshole with too much time on his/her hands would likely try and train a rat to play a flute, just to prove it wasn't impossible, to be an asshole, or for who knows what military purpose they might try and get a scientist to do something like that the reality is a guy working in the sewer isn't going to come across a rat playing a flute every day. If rats were really such winners, why would they spend so much of their time in the sewer in the first place?
Astrology seems like another thing people created to categorize and control other people rather than help them understand who they and people around them really are, kind of like god, the devil, angels, demons, and everything else in religion. Calling it a pseudoscience implies that science itself isn't another way to control people by giving them answers that sound good (and that real science is somehow more responsible because it sounds more responsible), instead of leaving them with questions about the world around them. There's a lot of bullshit that goes with any/all of it.
by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021
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Astrology

Bullshit.

This is what white bitches base their personality on.
What's your astrology sign? I'm Aquarius
by Popsicleguy January 3, 2023
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Astrology Horsegirl

1. A female, typically in her mid 20's, that does not assume responsibility for her actions. Instead, the universe is to blame. She typically has an irrational fanaticism for equine husbandry, even though her finances, and the finances of her support system, will not allow it to be realized. Generally out of touch with reality and the concept of stability.

See also; vibes, crystals
I was at the festival this weekend and there were so many astrology horsegirls.
by JJdawg42069 September 8, 2022
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astrology

an bullshit excuse to hate someone.
astrology girl: whens your birthday
guy: febu-
astrology girl: ew you an aquarius we cant be friends
by 2ewd November 18, 2022
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Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Astrology

Astrology is just bullshit
by ARandomHumanBein January 17, 2023
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