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assback

n. a position in any competitive sport
usually applied to the team fuck up
a.k.a. leftout a.k.a. benchwarmer
Little Johnny, the team fuck up, plays assback. When he gets up to get on the field the coach yells, "Get your <ass back> here!"
by Derek Harringtong December 18, 2006
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Someone who sits on the bench all game.
Player: Hey Coach can I play football?
Coach: GET YO ASS BACK ON THE BENCH
Player 2: Damn nigga your an assback
by Gozzy October 1, 2006
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The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.
by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009
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A goddamned piece of shit that doesn't do the thing it's fucking supposed to is "assbackwards".
Sony's new stupid box thing is goddamned assbackwards as fuck.
by Ruy_lopez June 24, 2009
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Assback

v1: To have won after having performed a series of insults. To show dominance in having won an argument to the opposition. Similar in use to "pwned".
v2: The use of moving the butt in a sexually provocative motion after having bent down. Often used in consensus with grinding and used by woman as a dating tactic to draw focus to the general buttox area.
n: The meeting of the ass and back, but not quite the lower back.
v1: Ajin: I know I'm not in a relationship now, but there are plenty of fish in the lake.
Suman: Ajin, how come you have a lake, but most girls have a sea? (In this context Suman has assbacked Ajin)
v2: Zoe has a tendancy to walk ahead of people and pretend to drop items so she can assback them and seek attention to her buttox.
n: Suman repeatedly kicks Ajin's assback upon cue via remix to the words in the song "Smack That", with the word "Assback".
by S B December 14, 2008
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Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"
by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020
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assbacks

word used to save you seat if you must get up. The standard rule of use with this word is that it only lasts 5 minutes. After that time, the seat is open to anyone.
"I gotta go take a piss. Assbacks!"
by Jvon726 December 14, 2008
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