A mythological creature whose mere existence is the satirical manifestation of societal issues.
Armando "el pivote" Trevino is going to shoot up the school.
by dentingcurve August 21, 2018
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Known to be the sexiest man on earth, has a GIGANTIC shlong size of 2 inches. Can please any may and or woman within 3 seconds.
Yo, Armando Alvarado, how's your da- *sexually pleased beyond belief *
by Obamna November 1, 2022
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A God, a legend, a goat , a beast, last but not least, a MF chingon
Hey Anthony, you will be a Palmdale Armando one day!
by Chingon Defs February 21, 2022
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Sexy beast of love.

Also known as grandpa/grandfather.

Bussy king
Holy shit look it's "Armando Mendoza" The Bussy Goblin!!
by Hamburger6 January 17, 2023
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armando blanchard is this guy who loves to game 24/7 and also loves to hang with his friends if your name starts with (j,c,a,s,t) you probably are his best friend or lover he is a nice dude who also is a pervert dude who loves to watch porn hub especially if its sister and brother porn and he also loves the office and will die for it
armando blanchard: oi salome

salome: yes?

armando blanchard: why did you do this to me

salome: ;w;

(sorry if your seeing this armando0
by tato tarts April 7, 2020
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fat fuck plays Azur lane unhealthy. like to eat eggs, probably just two though. is gay has a boyfriend named joSUE campa.
Armando RoDrIgUeZ rammed my ass so hard he made another black hole.
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a derogatory term for strange but hot asf men. like boys who probably say slurs on the low but he's fiiiiiiine.
omg have you seen Armando?! yeah he's so hot I wanna cuff him
by sheeeebah May 14, 2021
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