Armando "el pivote" Trevino

A mythological creature whose mere existence is the satirical manifestation of societal issues.

Armando "el pivote" Trevino is going to shoot up the school.

by dentingcurve August 21, 2018

Armando

that kid at your school that is just a bitch to you even though you are best friends with him.

"Hey, was he able to help you with the homework?"

"No he ended up being an Armando"

by Kowalski&BradenDaGOATS September 27, 2019

Armando

An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.

Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.

by bitchin101 October 4, 2017

Armandoed

Screwing over your boys over a silly joke or likes on social media

“You totally armandoed me with that Instagram post bro”
“Wow you just gonna put me on the spot like that? You’re such an armando”

by Britoburrito May 10, 2018

Armando blanchard

armando blanchard is this guy who loves to game 24/7 and also loves to hang with his friends if your name starts with (j,c,a,s,t) you probably are his best friend or lover he is a nice dude who also is a pervert dude who loves to watch porn hub especially if its sister and brother porn and he also loves the office and will die for it

armando blanchard: oi salome

salome: yes?

armando blanchard: why did you do this to me

salome: ;w;

(sorry if your seeing this armando0

by tato tarts April 7, 2020

Armando

The biggest bum in the west, also the “hacker” of the grade.

Armando: “Hey Awaeseah?”
Awaeseah: “What?”
Armando: “Chicken Butt.”
Awaeseah: “Your a bum.”

by BoxOfShame March 9, 2020

Armando

Armando is the perfect example of a man. He is hard as fuck when he needs to be but he’s a really nice guy by default, he respects his women and knows how to treat a girl. Armando is passionate in the dark, he doesn’t like to show his soft side much but when he does, it’s usually because he’s simping. Don’t get it twisted tho, Armando could still fuck you up in the blink of an eye, most Armando’s are known for being swole as fuck because the gym is their 2nd home, funny, smart, passionate, big penis, there’s a lot to love about an Armando, don’t let him go if he ever decides to step into your life.

Random Lame: damn, who’s that swole ass guy in the grey sweatpants? His bulge is fucking huuuge!
Intellectual Stranger: oh him? That’s Armando! He’s so fucking perfect!

by The Holy Trinity November 22, 2021