gym angel

Your dream girl that you see at the gym and feel is unattainable. Even if you can talk to every girl she is the one that stumps you when you see her.

Dude I saw my gym angel again today when I was lifting!

by Couchzilla January 29, 2018

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Glazed angel

When a virgin attends an orgy as their first sexual experience, which ends in a bukkake.

"Ashley received a glazed angel the other day, she was delighted "

by _A-V_ May 1, 2018

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gagging angel

Someone who gags on a cock just before meeting family members.

This girl was gagging on my cock two hours before I introduced her to my wife. She was a total gagging angel.

by Darger69 July 4, 2018

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goal angel

Term used to describe soccer goalies that go to extensive and exceptional lengths to save the ball.

Teammate: “You’re a real goal angel tonight! 13 saves in the first half.”

by AkiraSJW7 November 9, 2020

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The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.

P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.

I’m feeling the blessings of the goldfish angels right now.

by ally3:6 January 22, 2022

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