Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

Bad sex advice

I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice

Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."

by Hym Iam August 05, 2023

Advice bully

One that doesn't ask for advice but gets the advice forced on them from an advice bully

My coffee maker broke. I'm going to get a new one. The advice bully will give you advice without asking for it.

by Christhewineguy May 01, 2022

Serious Advice

Don’t trust Sir Charles Shrek The 1st she ate her puppies and killed a frog

Please listen to this serious advice

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Don’t-let-go advice

Advice that someone gives you in a time of need, but is completely useless because it’s so obvious.

Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »

by Shittles the teddy bear August 23, 2019

Advice

The thing I never asked for

Some dick head: can I give u some advice.
Me: no
Some dick head: did you kno-
Me: shudup.

by Rimy Jobbs December 01, 2022

advice

don't be friends with someone that will act as if they like you. don't be around someone that will manipulate you into thinking that they will also be by your side and that they we never leave you. don't act like she hasn't made several comments on how much you eating. don't act like she hasn't ghosted you for a straight month and come back like nothing happened. Stop covering what shes done wrong.

Me: "I have some advice."
You: Okay, what is it?

by dunnowhatimdoinghere June 12, 2023