Jono

The gay friend of the group who stays in the closet. He is a musical man who can get all the man ass he wants. Normally the guitar, but can be part of a choir as well. He also owes you the 20 he borrowed from you last year.

Lisa: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Matt: The one that touched my ass 3 times?
Lisa: Yeah, his name's Jono.
Matt: Figures.

by The Pain Is Unimaginable October 7, 2020

Black Jono

A Black Jono is a breed of slim bois who tends to be the sideline to whoever is near them. They don't tend to be very brave or admirable they are however weak scrawny and sad. These types of Jono's are best avoided. They can't make any physical/verbal contact with any women you can see them typing to them safely from a distance using social media apps.

"Hey Pierre did u hear about jono?"
"Yea he sent his skinny jonah skinny jonah to Monique"
"He's such a black Jono"

by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020

Jono

When someone has too much love to give so they spread it around to ensure more people are happy

"I'm going to do a Jono this weekend"

by Michalio October 4, 2019

Jono

Noun -

Jono (Jonathon) is a young lad, when its durry time you can witness him crawl out of his cave (he'll probably smell like shit though, so watch out). He's both fat AND gay, so if you're up for a challenge you can try and befriend this wild beast of a boy. Normally dummy thicc and retarded.

Adjective-
When something is both fat and gay.

Noun-

"Oh shit! is that jono?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he sees us"

Adjective-

"Ah heck man, my ex just got with a new dude"
"nah dont worry about it, he's probably jono"

by Iwanttodrinkpiss July 9, 2019