Daytona 500

When a dildo is strapped to the front of a car and the driven into the asshole of a bent over redneck girl.

I just gave this hot hick a Daytona 500 and then I threw her body in the river.

by cwand430 October 19, 2010

The Pothole 500

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.

Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!

by notbait February 15, 2010

Big 500

A term for men that aren't willing to say 'I love you' in front of their friends while on the phone with their significant other in order to avoid cat calls and relentless teasing.

Woman on the phone: 'I love you.'
Man on the other end: 'Mmhmm, big 500!'

by nothintodowith February 20, 2010

noodle 500

driving around your block numerous times and not letting your friend in the car.

STOP DOING THE NOODLE 500!!!! We are going to be late to the movie.

by IM KAMPFING ALL OVER May 19, 2009

500 boners

500 is the most you can have.

bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
bro #2: 500 boners is the most you can have.

by Ese Y December 14, 2008

Tindy 500

The act of rapidly swiping right on the dating app. tinder.

Yesterday I was so bored at work that I decided to do the tindy 500 on tinder and ending up matching with a bunch of rancid swampdonkeys.

by Ermdawg55 June 13, 2018

Sonic 500

It's when a bunch of redneck teenagers ride around because there ain't nothing else in this whole town to do beside's go and get kicked outta the movies.

I'm bored..How bout the sonic 500

by Emily Allyn May 29, 2005