a.the residue left on the tip of your penis after intercoarse b. when you catch some funky shit from a chick that makes your penis oose, what appears to be, cheese
Guy: We shouldn't have fucked those hookers last night Greg. Guy2: Why do you say that Bill?
Guy: Because I woke this morning to some serious dick cheese : (
Guy: Because I woke this morning to some serious dick cheese : (
by flicaflaca1416 January 16, 2009
This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
by ImnotyouIme December 01, 2011
1.Referring to dick cheese found on a hobo.
2. More commonly used as an insult fothright, or when someone demands money as a comeback.
2. More commonly used as an insult fothright, or when someone demands money as a comeback.
1. that hobo had nasty dick cheese (look up da fuckin word)
2. Oh you want 50 million dollers?! how bout i send you a fucking hobo's dick cheese in the mail!-lez grosman-
2. Oh you want 50 million dollers?! how bout i send you a fucking hobo's dick cheese in the mail!-lez grosman-
by lez grosman January 02, 2009
by Bigga nigga man March 06, 2019
A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.
Also, a synonym for mags.
Also, a synonym for mags.
by lovestoshart January 11, 2012
by Shmell from Htown November 23, 2007
guy: Hey babe do want to taste my dick cheese.
girl: Oh honey you don't even have to ask me that question
girl: Oh honey you don't even have to ask me that question
by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019