National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

National lose half your family day

The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life

Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”

by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020

Vibration nation

Means a massive group orgy

Hey wanna have a vibration nation

by The official Obama March 25, 2020

National Inactivity Day

Where no one is active such as a server owner

"Today's National Inactivity Day seems like no one's online"

by Project.Ricky April 27, 2020

National Inactivity Day

Where no one is active

"Today's National Inactivity Day seems like no one's online."

by Project.Ricky April 27, 2020

National Black Vibe Check Day

Every August 28th you ask black people to do a black vibe check.

Hey Damarcus T., its national black vibe check day, eat some febreze.

by Statzer April 28, 2020

National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020