Seed Bag

As defined by Robin S.

Testicles

1. I reach down between my legs and ease the seed bag....

by Robin S. February 12, 2021

BAG

An acronym for "basic Asian girl" meaning an Asian female interested in the most trendy clothes or food. They will moderate to heavy makeup, heavy emphasis on the eyes and eyelashes. BAG's They will have a foodie, fashion, or makeup Instagram or TikTok. They will say they aren't a model but will be actively chasing after social media sponsorships. Boba and/or soju will probably be flowing in their veins. A BAG's boyfriend will most likely have to learn how to take Instagram pictures and starve as they wait for food pictures to be taken.

"Oh shit, that BAG is hot."
"Careful, she's probably gonna love her IG account more."

by avengance1001 March 24, 2022

Bag Check

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”

Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.

by Cool killa February 5, 2019

in the bag

When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very laid-back about it.

"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

by budderbin April 10, 2023

Bag-haggle

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.

Stop it or I'm going to have to come over there and bag-haggle you!

by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024

Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding

Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!

by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010

Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023