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Bar Mitzvah Syndrome

When a person has been repressed for an extended period of time then experiences wild naughty, arousing sexual urges, wet dreams, they never thought they could before. The person genuinely feels the need to act on them in order to fully develop and feel themselves grow and mature afterward.
Astarr, has not boned in a while, she is now going through a state of bar mitzvah syndrome where by she cannot continue her normal life until she has fulfilled a night of wild and crazy orgies.
by trixie bela March 13, 2010
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Icey Vagina Syndrome

When you touch your vagina with your ice cold fucking hands, and you can't be turned on for weeks.
"Bro I TOUCHED MY VAGINA WITH MY HANDS THE AC WAS ON."
"Bro what happened."
"I can't FUCKING BE HORNY FOR WEEKS NOW!"
"What's it called?"
"Icey Vagina Syndrome."
by x0Sympathy0x July 1, 2020
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rock neck syndrome

when you've been epicly head banging to spermtastic music and your neck seizes up, and then falls clean off!!!
Jim-Bob: "wooaahh, AC/DC rock my world man!! hang on, epic bit coming up, gna head bang this shit mofo!"

Sebastian aka john (wtf?): "yhh man, thunderstruck solo is so aweso....OHHH MYYY GAWWD, ARGH HE HAD "ROCK NECK SYNDROME"!!! COME BACK TO ME JIM-BOB, HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT YOUR GARGANTUANT NOSE?"
by Dr. Bougar December 1, 2010
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White Boy Syndrome

A caucasian man that is attracted to women outside of his race and sexually unable to keep his partner satisfied.

Or

He sexually releases way too fast before his partner. He is way too excited or can't control himself. Unable to slow his sexual pace down with his partner.
He: Ummm..I'm going to cum!
She: We just started!
He: Ugghhh .....
She: (silent)....what just happened?
He: I don't know....I'm sorry. It was so wet.
She: You have WBS, white boy syndrome.
He: what? What is that?
She: Take your time, you are too excited. Get to know the body and master it. Dont just fuck. Make love.

He: If I do this ...then what?
She: You will become a professional and not a typical white boy who can't handle amazing pussy! 😇
by ManwithAmind March 9, 2021
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alternate character syndrome

In mmorpg's, when someone spends more time playing on alternate characters than on their main character, sometimes, to avoid leveling up.
Yeah justin has alternate character syndrome so we'll reach the level cap years before he will.
by buckshot307 November 21, 2010
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Down Syndrome Shuffle

The sexy dance that allows Down Syndromers to have a chance to bone each other!

Steps: Spin, jump, flip, bone!
Come on people, we need to do the Down Syndrome Shuffle!”
by TODDD123456 June 7, 2019
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Facebook Jealousy Syndrome

The condition in which someone you like gets into a relationship with someone else, which then leads to stalking your crush's significant other's Facebook page, usually in sadness and narcissism.
"My girl got together with another guy. I went through his Facebook page to see how horrible he is."
"Dude, I think you have Facebook Jealousy Syndrome."
by Judennan July 12, 2014
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