Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator January 31, 2022

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

act like you got some sense

Behave like you have some common sense

Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.

by anonymous October 6, 2023

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Ain't no sense like bought sense

This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.

Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!

by T. Breeze Rawst April 18, 2022

Sound Like a Broken Record

When someone has to repeat something to you repeatedly. Most likely being used by your black grandma.

"Boy now I don told you to clean your room 8 times, you makin' me sound like a broken record."

by peanut6217 January 28, 2022