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National Horny Promise Day

The day after National Horny day, the day your girlfriend promised she'd send the nudes from the day before.
Maybe my girlfriend will finally send me the nudes she promised me, it is National Horny Promise Day after all.
by mmmpho April 17, 2020
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National Fatso Encouragement Summer

Get a fat fuck to go outside, and they can't reject the offer.
"Have you heard of the National Fatso Encouragement Summer? I heard it only works on people with a BMI over 40!"
by rapsmusic August 13, 2024
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Fagboy Nation

The result of putting faggot after faggot after faggot after faggot in the White House. Before Clinton, they were just regular gay guys, but Clinton started the weird faggot trend and here we are.
Trump's praise of Arnold Palmer's cock in front of a large crowd and then openly living with Elon Musk for four months is the proof that we're living in a Fagboy Nation. Just look at all the billionaires and their "wives" and "girlfriends" and you should see it for yourself.
by Publius0987 August 4, 2025
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National Love Your Bf Day

June 14th is National LOVE YOUR BF DAY. Show some appreciation to that lovable piece of shit that you’ll always be delusional over!
Bob: Hey, You should give me head.
Jane: Why?
Bob: Because it’s national Love Your Bf Day.
Jane: Oh, of course!
by dennydefines June 13, 2023
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National Gabby Awareness

When someone is offended really easily you would consider them as a gabby. Example would be calling gabby, her, instead of they. They are considered to be liberal bitches who use there boyfriends success as there own. If you see a weird girl with blue hair who gets offended easily for not identifying her as a helicopter she would be considered a gabby.
National Gabby Awareness

Normal person: Hello how are you?
Gabby: Excuse me? You? Hold my hydro flask while i tweet ab how offended i am.
by NickJisGay October 29, 2019
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National Pookie day

This day is when you take your Pookie out for special events such as a gym date, dinner, or a movie, shit why not all 3
Friend1: did you know today is national Pookie day

Friend 2:really where are you taking me
by Bigboyrich February 22, 2024
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National kiss day

National kiss day is September 6th
Kiss anyone you want single/or not

#nationalkissday
P1:man I wanna kiss that girl
P2:hey it's national kiss day today
P1:oh man
National kiss day
by Thatoneguyfordefinitions September 3, 2019
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