Winter Balls

When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.

Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"

by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, John really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 13, 2024

Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.

Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.

by Shrekenator February 14, 2024

shaun winter

shaun winter is an alpha sigma male with a huge schlong. shaun is a master of rizz and pulls mad bitches.

bro i want shaun winter so bad

by kanyeismyidol911 February 23, 2024

Winter Vaseline

Vicks vaporub, a soothing, cooling lubricant.

Put some winter vaseline on those chapped bits.

by unholio February 6, 2026