The day you go back to school from winter break and you are unbelievably tired and out of it you can't think straight.
February:
Student One: Dude, whats the answer to number 3?
Student Two: Man, I don't know, I'm still recovering from my Winter Crash!
Student One: Dude, whats the answer to number 3?
Student Two: Man, I don't know, I'm still recovering from my Winter Crash!
by lostaway December 31, 2010
Get the Winter Crashmug. when one hasn't shaved their legs for at least 3 months. usually occurs in winter, that's why it's called winter legs. single people have this the most, as they are, well, single, and they have no one who will see their legs in winter.
girl 1: hey should i switch to summer legs or keep it winter?
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...
girl 2: of course switch to summer, winter legs are fucking disgusting.
girl 1: but no one would see my legs, i'm not going outside anyway...
girl 2: shave it, ok? maybe then you'll stop whining about not having a boyfriend...
by supergorilla May 10, 2014
Get the winter legsmug. A sexual act combining the lu’au and skiing wherein the subject is spit-roasted by two men while giving two others handjobs.
Bro, you won’t believe this: me, Tony, Davey, and Marcus totally threw Steve a winter lu’au. He was so surprised when we all started fuckin’ him, it was awesome!
by Cum Patriot March 20, 2023
Get the winter lu’aumug. 
Get the Wintermug.