Tittlie Wanker

someone who sticks their fingers under a boob and flips it up

Chase K. and Tyler B. are and will forever be tittlie wankers.

by Littleshorttangirl November 24, 2017

yearbook wanker

A person who jacks off while looking at an image of someone from a yearbook.

"Oi cunt, you fucking yearbook wanker"
"What can I say, she's hot"

by DudeP3 October 2, 2019

Bus wanker

A boy who masturbated on a bus

Or used as a joke

You little bus wanker

by Imsult September 16, 2018

wanker for life

A person who just sits and masturbates all day until he is drained from all his milk

guy: here mate have you seen him?
other guy:yer,he's a wanker for life

by ijustthinkofrandomwords March 20, 2014

full kit wanker

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013

Blue Tick Wanker

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015

Willy wanker

A guy who is a faggot and disrespects girls often a sextist hates himself and try's to act cool. Has a small penis and is around 14 to 20

Girl 1Did you see Jake he is such a Willy wanker
Girl2 Ya he told me to go to the cafateria and make him a burger.

by Payne_Empire November 29, 2016