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Harrisburg hampster tube 

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy
john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good
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office inner tube 

The fat or collection of fatty deposits residing in or around the waist area resembling the shape of an inner tube. These "tubes" can have various sizes or widths depending on the total number of years worked in an office environment without the proper muscle strengthening exercises to counteract this development.
He went from working on his feet all day to working in an office 40 hours a week, and as a result he got an "office inner tube."
office inner tube by indieboysf August 3, 2011
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chocolate tube 

can be used to describe the bullhole but also can be described as having anal sex
" that girl does it up the chocolate tube"

"last ngiht we decided to do it chocolate tube style"

Test Tube Baby 

A baby that comes from a test tube
H2Hoe/Mimi is a Test Tube Baby

Ripping a tube 

An act of smoking cannabis.

To create the tube, one takes a two liter soda bottle, and cuts the bottom half off. On the cap of the soda bottle, one pushes a small socket for a socket wrench through. After one puts the newly made cap on, place the whole bottle into a bigger bucket filled with water.

The cannabis goes into the socket and is lit. Then one picks up the bottle so its hardly in the water, lights the cannabis. One then lets the tube fill up. When done lighting, you rip, or take the cap off, put ones mouth on the soda bottle, and push the tube down so the water pushes it up into one's lungs.
Person A: Oh my god i saw that kid Ripping a tube in an elevator!

Person B; Hot box that shit.
Ripping a tube by Angry Catipillar December 5, 2009

the tube 

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).
Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."
the tube by oracle March 12, 2004

the tube 

A shop simular to subway, the number 1 place for rigma rolls.
I had the best rigma roll at the tube
the tube by dean2105 September 30, 2005