Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

Takin a tedy

When someone hides in the restroom to avoids having to work.

Hey has anyone seen jammes? I haven't seen him in like 30 minutes.
Yeah I think hes takin a tedy.

by Pastorpablo February 9, 2021

National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.

The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021

Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.

I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.

by RamvoX February 19, 2021

Queen Of Teddy Grahams

Meriam Boutissant

“Meriam Boutissant is the Queen of Teddy Grahams”

by king of teddy grahams May 28, 2021

Funneh’s Teddy

Funneh’s Teddy,also know as FunTed.Is A Gachatuber With 26K Subs.

FunTed Is In A Group Call Krew Cosplay Fam.There Are 10 Members In The Group.
xXLunarMoonXx(More well known as Moon Or A Mother Figure),NotDaniela XD aka(Daniela Or A Sister Figure),Official Lapxze aka(Lapize/Lapxze Or A Sister Figure),Cloudykook aka(Cloudy Or A Sister Figure),Krewwoah aka(Kiwi Or A Sister Figure),Not Lunaii Skyi aka(Luna Or A Sister Figure),YanExist? aka(Yan Or A Sister Figure),Krew Kiddo aka(Cole Or A Brother Figure) And Asteria aka(A Sister Figure).

She is known as ItsFunneh’s Teddy(RolePlay)

Person 1:Have you watch Funneh’s Teddy Newest Video?
Person 2:No?Who Is That??

by Not Lunaii Skyi July 22, 2021

I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element

I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element

I Animated The`~` Teddy `~` Canine `~`Dog And Acted Like It Was A Rapist To Throw It Into The Void Element

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025