Seven Deadly Disabilities

Seven Acquaintances who act as thou are Retarded, however thou typically in actuality arnt tramps and heathens, thoust are actually fully systematic and contributing members of society as an entirety, they jest often in thy shadows, and thous jests are legitimately absolutely bussing however thous jests art not to be taken delicately as it inherits crude and uncivilized humor and smatter serfs may find thee jests critically wounding, however no one fornicatiddly beseeched.

"Bro, did you hear about the the Seven Deadly Disabilities?"

"The fucking who?"

by MrStealYourArbortedBaby July 05, 2022

The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

Petty-Seven

The age of a woman who appears to be in her 40's or above, but claims to be or alludes to being much younger.

Also may hang out with people in their 20's on a regular basis, thinking that she fits in.

Term originated from the last name of faux-Australian-celebrity, Amber Petty.

Q: How old is that new cougar that works in advertising over there?

A: About Petty-Seven!

by JonM890 August 31, 2011

seven and a half

when you are high beyond belief

"Hey Tyler, how are you feeling?"

"About seven and a half"

by free201 July 17, 2019

Seven Minutes

Being someone’s seven minutes or being in someone’s seven minutes. Psychology says when you die, you are still partially conscious and your brain reviews the best parts of your life for seven minutes. If somebody says that to you, it means you have impacted them in a good way to the point they'll remember you at death.

“You’re my seven minutes.” He said to me.

by Kanehxd March 27, 2024

Seven nil

A phrase commonly used by Salah fanboys to indicate that Liverpool in their opinion, are better than United, even though they’ve pulled an Arsenal every time they had a chance to win the league.

United fan: United are better all time than Liverpool
Salah fanboy: b but seven nil

by YourAverageBrit September 23, 2023

Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seven plus seven plus seven is what gets processed the most...fraud.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025