Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
by Dizzee Pedo December 02, 2020
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
by Jerry’s kids January 26, 2022
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by DabiNoodles September 28, 2020
person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021
Expelliarmus Hanifi Potter strikes again
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