potter-dickhead

A Harry Potter stan who is toxic and cannot get a social life/a harry potter fan who uses LMFAOOO-, 😭😭😭😭BDISIEHSHDHS, etc.

potterhead: haha yu ar gey noob
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead

timmy: get a social life

by ForzaHorizon June 24, 2021

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crackhead harry potter

A crazy horny drug addict completely insane good looking devilishly handsome what's a dark Heart of Gold

Now I'm crackhead Harry Potter

by Kannasfour300 September 22, 2019

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The Killer of harry potter

Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.

The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again

by Dizzee Pedo December 02, 2020

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Harry Potter glasses

When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!

Brett was at the zoo, and the sight of ape shit made him give his girlfriend Harry Potter glasses.

by Jerry’s kids January 26, 2022

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harry potter cast

hot and funny as fuck actors and actresses

person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??

person 2: no, how much?

i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies

person: fuck. get some help.

by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021

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