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Pi Mafia

Gang members who identify themselves with a π tattoo, which piques someone’s curiosity whether their leader was previously a math nerd, whose life had since taken a perilous turn.
Several members of the pi mafia, who were recently arrested for possessing illegal drugs and guns, confessed to having zero clues on the meaning of the tattoo they’re wearing, when questioned by the police.
by Fasters January 22, 2022
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Alphabet Mafia

An easier way of saying LGBTQIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123+, because dear god… that is a lot of letters and numbers. Plus is there for a reason fellas, we don’t need to add a new letter every four seconds please I feel like I’m walking on ice whilst saying this acronym and I’m literally pansexual.
Ray: Yo did you hear about Joshua?
Anna: Yeah he’s part of the alphabet mafia
by i hate tyjo (im not jishwa) November 5, 2023
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mafia

levi: what am i
hange: you are a mafia😂
(found in wattpad omegaverse aot fanfiction)
by violet lesbian whore December 27, 2021
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soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.
The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".
by Constable Madre April 20, 2011
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Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith
Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick
by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022
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Midget Mafia

"Yo man the Midget Mafia was talking bout' me, I'm scared stiff my timbers are shivering!"
by Dathom February 2, 2025
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Gummy Bear Mafia

A group of Artists in the college park area of Oakville Ontario Canada. The group operates on many levels such as a frat amongst college students and a corporate networking platform between young students, entrepreneurs, and artists looking to expand.
Have you heard about this group of people around the area called Gummy Bear Mafia?
by commander_nic March 6, 2015
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