Taft Highschool

noun; a school for the wannabe gangbangers, rappers, drug dealers, and pedos. Parents let kids go as opposed to the insane asylum. And security guards are real discord mods and don’t give 2 shits unless you steal the toilets

Person A: How’s high school?
Person B: Pretty weird, I go to Taft Highschool

by Fomatron November 4, 2021

Cresset Highschool

A bitch of a school, where often things go wrong due to bad management, bullies, and lies.

That school is a total Cresset Highschool

by Thisisreallylongcausefuckit June 9, 2018

Warren Area Highschool

Warren Area High School is a place with very messed up children who get a laugh out of sticking literal pool to the walls and toilet seat. Many students also piss on stuff and stick shit to desks for laughs because granola bars and boogers are funny to them. GNOMES ARE REAL GNOMES ARE REAL GNOMES ARE REAL

Did you see the new turd on the wall at Warren Area Highschool?

by MaxCB April 17, 2023

Cardinal Mooney Highschool

Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.

Q: Oh you go to Cardinal Mooney Highschool?

A: Ya what about it?
Q: Fuck you....

by Macaroni and Miller October 6, 2021

Omaha Central Highschool

The most historical school located in Omaha, Nebraska. Good luck trying to use the bathroom during passing period. Omaha Westside Highschool calls us ghetto but take their homecoming pictures downtown. A school full of fake bitches, dudes that try and act mysterious and nonchalant, teachers who fuck other teachers and security guards who take carts and give em to their friends. 60% of the students don't attend regularly. We need to stop pretending like our football team is good.

person a: "did you hear that ____ is pregnant from omaha central highschool"
person b: "no fucking way, i just let her hit my vape"

by smd562857 January 26, 2025

varina highschool

The most ghetto-iest school in all of Virginia. Filled with the biggest Wh*res and wanna be “gang” rappers.

“Dude don’t you go to varina?”
“Yeah. It’s awesome! I get sucked off behind the bleachers!”

“Did you see Varina Highschool On the news? They had a race war! Another time kids got hazed in the cafe! wtf!”

by acrackerwithaplan October 7, 2022

Stoney Creek Highschool

Stoney Creek Highschool, is a school know for its crackhead students. Hence the name, 'Stoner Crack High school'. Its in a nice part of Rochester Michigan, where the traffic is insane, but at least you get a 'good education'. This is a place where teachers, *fake cough* Mr.Duffy *fake cough*, will have sex with a student and be gone for the whole year leaving your students to fend for theirselves. A place where the furries from hart middle school come and bark and piss all over the school, because they want to 'find their mate', and 'mark their territory'. A place where the students believe it's okay get school cancelled and send a bomb threat, just for the fun of it😋

Stoney creek highschool, is gonna be next! -xoxo Gossip Girl

by Urmom.thebomb.com September 16, 2022