gone to slab

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.
by Glen Jr December 26, 2022
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gone

you should join discord.gg/rose, the server name is gone!
oh that one rose centered server?
by nctttzen July 4, 2022
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Gone away

Gone away (1997) is a song on The offsprings seventh song on their fourth album.
Person 1: dude i'm gone away
Person 2: yeah, it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away
by milwaukeeoffspring1331 August 19, 2025
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Definition: (phrase)
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.

Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.
Example:

"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."

"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."
by Moss_Piglet April 22, 2025
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Chimmy gone wild

When Jimin is a crazy thot and flirts with everyone.
Person 1: Damn, bro! What's Jimin doing????
Person 2: OoooOooOh Chimmy gone wild
by Emilyteeheee July 9, 2019
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Gones

N. Abbr. Gonads

An gland found in mammals that that produces gametes (reproductive cells). The gonads include the testes in males, as well as the ovaries in females.
1. Rocky Mountain oysters? That's just a bull's gones, isn't it?

2. Steve Irwin was a gonesy fella, it's a shame he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray.

3. Man 1: Dare me to kick that old fella in the gones?
Man 2: I would, but you haven't got the gones.

4. Woman: You'll never leave me, right?
Man: No, I'll stick with you like gones on a bone.
by JTR042 July 7, 2010
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yawn-be-gone

Grand lake slang word for Crystal meth.
Jimmy went to go score some yawn-be-gone, but he couldn't get it on a float.
by Dj-Shard-Lord September 22, 2016
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