When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
by Glen Jr December 26, 2022

by nctttzen July 4, 2022

Person 1: dude i'm gone away
Person 2: yeah, it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away
Person 2: yeah, it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away
by milwaukeeoffspring1331 August 19, 2025

Definition: (phrase)
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.
Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.
Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.
Example:
"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."
"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."
"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."
"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."
by Moss_Piglet April 22, 2025

by Emilyteeheee July 9, 2019

N. Abbr. Gonads
An gland found in mammals that that produces gametes (reproductive cells). The gonads include the testes in males, as well as the ovaries in females.
An gland found in mammals that that produces gametes (reproductive cells). The gonads include the testes in males, as well as the ovaries in females.
1. Rocky Mountain oysters? That's just a bull's gones, isn't it?
2. Steve Irwin was a gonesy fella, it's a shame he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray.
3. Man 1: Dare me to kick that old fella in the gones?
Man 2: I would, but you haven't got the gones.
4. Woman: You'll never leave me, right?
Man: No, I'll stick with you like gones on a bone.
2. Steve Irwin was a gonesy fella, it's a shame he was stabbed in the heart by a stingray.
3. Man 1: Dare me to kick that old fella in the gones?
Man 2: I would, but you haven't got the gones.
4. Woman: You'll never leave me, right?
Man: No, I'll stick with you like gones on a bone.
by JTR042 July 7, 2010

by Dj-Shard-Lord September 22, 2016
