knock five from your ass

To slap the shit out of someone.

Man, if you don't shut up...

I'mma knock five from your ass!

by adorbis December 21, 2015

five minute break

A joke

Teacher : Let's take a five minute break
Class: "YAY!!!!"
Class: *Takes half a breath*
Teacher: Alrightyyy, now that you've had your break, let's get back to work!

by iubowiecbiwubciowb October 19, 2019

360 high five

The act of engaging in a high five whilst still in the air after completing a 360 degree spin. The 360 high five is only to be used after an act of total awesomeness.

*WARNING* the over-use of the 360 high five can result in injury or even death

Guy 1: Dude! Last night I did anal with my girlfriend!

Faggot 1: OMG! I did the same with my boyfriend!

Guy 1: ...that's kind of gay...360 HIGH FIVE!!

*360 high five*

by EPIC ANAL November 28, 2009

Gargoyle High Five

When a gentleman cums in his hand and slaps a woman's slut-ass face with it.

Why yes, George, I did in fact slap her in the face with my cum. I gave her the good old gargoyle high five.

by A. Schultz February 14, 2012

colfax hi-five

Although it may refer to any punch to the face, it specifically describes a punch to the face that occurs outside and in an urban setting.

That's when the mime surprised Chauncy with one hell of a Colfax hi-five.

by FancySam March 24, 2014

Doublet Five

When someone says they need "just five minutes", but end up keep you waiting for an hour... every time.

Doublet: Hold on guys, I'll be there in five minutes!
Everyone: Sure you will!
Everyone (whispers): Sounds like a Doublet Five...

by MHFox May 21, 2008

Five Knuckle Shuffle

A wrestling move of WWE Wrestler John Cena where he pounds his knuckles onto his opponent's face.

John Cena's going for a five Knuckle Shuffle on Big Show.

by foil7 September 3, 2015