Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III

"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"

by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025

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Cupcaking

Cupcaking is a sex act where the male cums on shit as it is poking out of his partners ass, and then proceeds to feed the cum covered shit to their partner

I was Cupcaking Sarah last week, what a fucking freak!

by Pontel March 7, 2017

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Cupcake

A young person used in the context of an adult trying to take advantage of them.

"Did you hear Arnav got exposed?"
"Yeah apparently he was looking for a cupcake."

by kiramman February 21, 2022

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Bitchmade Cupcake

A tasty desert lathered in Goon-Goo

Goon showed up to the Chat-Avenue meet up with homemade Bitchmade Cupcakes .

by Hairyassburgers October 11, 2023

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louisiana cupcake

When one party lies flat on their stomach and a Styrofoam cup is placed between their thighs by a second party, and the first party proceeds to defecate directly into the cup, the resulting product is called a Louisiana cupcake, due to the resemblance to chocolate frosting.

I was helping my girlfriend shave her ass last night, and she shat into the cup I had shaving cream in! Bitch gave me a Louisiana cupcake!

by BDSMeme July 7, 2016

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