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Crusty Coat 

A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.
Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!

crusty dusty dinosaur 

Crusty Pussy 

A crusty pussy has many meanings, most commonly it is a term for someone who is petty and jealous of things one cannot posses.
"That girl, Katie, is such a crusty pussy"

Crusty Eisenhower 

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo
ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

Crusty Fishhook 

When you put one or more fingers up a girls pussy which is dry and crusty, and hook your finger resembling a fishhook and take it out and put the crusty shit in your mouth
Before i fucked her i gave her a Crusty Fishhook and i almost threw up when i put my finger in my mouth!
Crusty Fishhook by Yankit101 June 23, 2009

Crusty po 

A crusty po is when you creampie a girl and wait for it to dry then start fucking then again. No one does a better crusty po than owen
Example. "Stacy , chad wanted to give me crusty po to night.