A tall sexy beast. All of his prison guard could never take their eyes off him. He looks fantastic in orange. His server is filled with pictures of middle school hoes. He’s the best communist leader (principle) I’ve ever had!!! Might have to sneak into prison to see him ;) His ex wife currently resides in North Dakota
by Jason baake June 3, 2019
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by Detergent man January 5, 2022
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by anonymous January 24, 2025
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by lezgoo September 23, 2021
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y/n : i wish i can be loved. can we date?
christopher vega: okay die bitch lol, i have a girlfriend.
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by chrisjamesjr March 24, 2023
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