Bronkhorstspruit gun barrel

(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak
by dig bick123 August 18, 2024
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bodies-in-the-barrels

Australian slang: to describe a terrible, particularly violent crime, often referring to serial killers or mass murder. Sometimes used ironically, in a non-crime context.
'It was brutal, no one escaped alive. A real bodies-in-the-barrels situation.'
by fasteddyking November 29, 2023
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Barrel Licker

An insult to a person who only has one talent.
by derp_chirp March 19, 2011
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Fish in a Barrel

A: Also definition of “Shooting Fish in a Barrel” a idiomatic word, it means Something easy, Easy to Target, Effortless, Ridiculously easy, or etc

B: Fishes were packed inside a barrel
Example:

A: Just defeated a boss level this is like “Shooting Fish in a Barrel

B:

Guy 1: Hey we found some barrel!

Guy 2: Cool, what’s inside of it?

Guy 1: It’s a bunch of fish! Maybe we can cook all of these!

Guy 2: Sure, Im hungry
by Fascinated21 July 02, 2023
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Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill
It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper
by Paul1978 January 06, 2021
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Wesley barrel

Bumming someone while they roll down a hill
It took a good sprint to catch up with Henry to give him a proper good Wesley barrel in and out the arse as Wesley rolled down the hill with shit flying out his arse but fuck he was Wesley barrelled proper
by Paul1978 January 06, 2021
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Fudge-Barreled

The distinctly male sensation of either having to shit or piss so bad that the pressure actually causes an erection.
Jim ate a 14 dollar order from taco bell and then drank a bunch of coffee while sitting in his car on a hot day and got fudge-barreled. He had to shit and piss so bad his dick got hard.
by The truth 123 September 19, 2018
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