The Whole Cracker Barrel

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.

Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

by fishpickles May 2, 2022

Double barrel

Once at night, once in the morn. To guarantee you’ll get a spawn

I just double barrelled her bro!

by DisneyPLUS May 6, 2022

Kid barrel

A man’s sperm sack

That man had a big kid barrel

by BBCMELLY November 16, 2022

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022

Barrel watch

When you get a watch that in at the worst convenience

The Airman sucks “it” through a hole hard because he was told to he has barrel watch

by Reyneer June 2, 2022

Barrel

Is a dumb mean person who has no right to call me horny as fuck

Barrel is a dumbo

by Ethan Estavillo June 3, 2022

Betty Barrel Racer

First of all, they have a crazy ass barrel horse.
a girl who shows up late to the barrel race bc she got Starbucks, blares acdc in her Ford, and posts on insta every time her horse takes a shit bc "it's so cute"

In order to be a betty, u gotta kick ass in the barrel pen. I guarantee you're not as cool as this betty.

PS: Betty's are only into JACKED BADASS GUYS bc they are hot.

"If you dislike this, u are either a buckle bunny or a bull rider"

"Damn that berry barrel racer is hot af"

"Betty barrel racers win every rodeo they enter!!"

by Ej3jwodbrwiasjeosjsjdorj June 4, 2022